“What's on your list?” Sasha asked me.
“I'm…um…my list?”
“Your todo list, you know, lifestyle todos.”
“Oh! I hadn't really thought about it.”
“Well, you should. Tell some nice people your list and they're gonna want to help you check things off…” She winked.
So, I thought, why don't we, as a swingset, compile a “Master Swingset Todo List?” I'll get things started with some of mine and friends, and you guys can submit your own in the comments to help us all go from vanilla to sex god in a few easy checks!
We're gonna be getting graphic, so put on your hazmat suit and goggles. (Though, I've been told the goggles, they do nothing!)
Voyeurism – Both of you watch another couple
Voyeurism – One of you watches your partner with another person
Exhibitionism – You perform for someone else online
Exhibitionism Live – You perform for someone else in person
Threesome – FFM (Female, Female, Male)
Threesome – MFM (Male, Female, Male)
Foursome (Couple & Couple)
Moresome (Five Plus People…Orgy Style!)
Anal sex
DP – Double Penetration (Mouth & Pussy)
DP – Double Penetration (Pussy & Ass)
DVP – Double Vaginal Penetration (2 Cocks, One Pussy)
DAP – Double Anal Penetration (2 Cocks, One Ass, BE CAREFUL!)
Airtight – Mouth, Pussy, Ass
Bukake – Lots of Cum, on the Face
Gang Bang – More than Three Guys on One Girl
Dual Blow Job
Girl on Girl Oral
Strap on Play (Girl/Girl)
Pegging (Strap on Play, Girl/Guy)
Guy on Guy BJ
Guy on Guy Anal
Hall Pass – You are allowed to go on a date/have sex without your partner present
Rimming – Analingus
BDSM – Domination
BDSM – Submission
Titty Fuck
Lights Off Orgy
So those are (or were at one time) on us here at the Swingset's lists. What's on yours? What should be on ours? Let us know in the comments!
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I'm so happy that I finally got the time to come over and check things out. Nice site! Nice work!
I'm happy to say, I've got a lot of this list in the bag, yet still more fun stuff to do.
Thanks for stopping by the Swingset, Kidder…surprised you were able to find the time with your whirlwind book tour to promote your brand spanking new book! (Perhaps spanking needs to be on the list…hmmm) As for the rest of your list, there's always Desire 2010, right?
– Using a Sexswing !
My personal favorite:
– Fucking a Yoga instructor
I happen to know our contributor and host of the Swap Fu Podcast, Mr. Swap Fu, has fucked a Cirque du Soleil performer! So that's kinda in that ballpark.
The Sex Swing is still on our personal to do list, actually!
That definitely counts.
BTW: Did I mention we have a swing in our living room? 🙂
Does it double as a plant hanger when vanillas come to visit?
Nope.
A hook that can safely hold 2 to 3 people, with a tiny plant on it still looks suspicious.
Our super secret technique: An old smoke detector was gutted and mounted over it. This makes it as good as invisible.
(repost because OpenId login still disagrees with me)
Clever!
My own personal favorite would be to actually fuck a real porn star —- Tommy Gunn watch out!
I want to watch. Anything. I love watching and hey, I might even play with myself in the meantime. But since I’m not technically a swinger, it’s baby steps for me. I am definitely a voyuer and a bit of an exhibitionist…
You’re welcome to come over and watch anytime…we’re exhibitionists!
That would be awwwwesome… <3 😀
How could you have forgotten a bi-girl orgy or reverse gang bang (more than three girls on one guy)??
those happen?
I had four girls on me, it was the best birthday ever!
Guy's take toooooooooooooooooo long to reload. LOL I have friends who can do it with a dozen guys, but don't know of any guys who can last that long. Sorry guys
believe me, we wish we could reload quicker…but that gives us a ton of time to go down on you, doesn’t it?
Goooooooooooooooooooooooood point, Cooper!!!!
What age and how did you learn to go down???????????
my first lifestyle playmate was instrumental in teaching me “the ways of the pussy”
how long ago and how many playmates ago?
two years and…hmm…maybe 25 people ago
When's your next birthday and when is it? Maybe, I can be the fifth girl? LOL
ALWAYS looking for applicants!
oh wow i’ve accomplished more than i thought. this is a good list 😉
still a few fun adventures left to check off
Hmmm… That sounds very appealing 🙂