The Crash Pad Series Queer Porn Review: Episode 147 – J-Bird and Bhuma BelleThe Crash Pad Series episode 147 stars the disarmingly sexy and cute J-Bird and the hot and feisty Bhuma Belle. This episode has a fun start that gives an exciting theme to this episode. J-Bird calls Bhuma to tell her they’ll be there in two minutes. In a delightful montage we see that two minutes turns into three hours! In that time Bhuma passes the time by treating herself to some Chinese food and a little time with her Magic Wand. By the time J-Bird finally shows up, Bhuma is fast asleep amongst her two past times.

With gentle touches and kisses, J-Bird urges a sleeping Bhuma awake. Slowly she wakes and realizes it’s the extremely late J-Bird. J-Bird tries to apologize, blaming bay traffic. I’m sure many people in LA can relate to this moment! Bhuma is very straightforward with how she feels about this; she is pissed. J-Bird wonders if there’s a way for them to work this out. Bhuma decides to let J-Bird figure out the best way to get back in her good graces. J-Bird leans in a gently kisses Bhumas neck and rubs against her body. Bhuma starts to enjoy it but feels she might be just too tired. J-Bird tries to rattle Bhuma into waking up which leads them to wrestling and play fighting with each other. Bhuma gets on top on J-Bird. She reminds J-Bird that she doesn’t like waiting and is going teach J- Bird a lesson. What ensues seems hardly a punishment for showing up late, though, as J-Bird reminds us in the Behind the Scenes footage. If it were, everyone in the bay would be late.

Bhuma unzips J-Bird’s hoodie. Their wrestling gets more intense as Bhuma pulls J-Bird’s hair, scratches, pushes and slaps. This turns into kisses very quickly. J-Bird takes the hoodie off. They enjoy more sexy rough housing as Bhuma pulls J-Bird’s hair again. Bhuma takes J-Bird’s boots off and, as part of their punishment for being late, slaps J-Bird with their boot. J-Bird likes the strong thud of the boot and asks for harder hits. Bhuma doesn’t play with the boots for long but there is a nice subtle boot print on J-Birds side for a little while. Bhuma straddles J-Bird and takes off her vest. She slowly plants kisses and licks nipples. They continue to mess with each other during which Bhuma takes J-Bird’s shorts off. J-Bird sitting up and kisses Bhuma then pulls her down by her hair to the bed. Facedown, J-Bird takes off Bhuma's pants, now she is just in a bra and panties, and lays some nice spanks on Bhuma's ass. I like her enthusiastic response to this, she really enjoys it.

J-Bird is now on top presses their body against Bhuma, holding her down and even dangling tantalizing nipples just out of Bhuma’s reach. They share soft sensual kisses then J-Bird devours Bhuma’s nipple. J-Bird touches and licks on their way to lick Bhuma’s armpit. This produces quite a reaction, must be a sexy sensitive spot for her. J-Bird’s hands drift down to Bhuma’s panties and caresses over the top of them before finally removing them more hot kisses. J-Bird puts on a glove then put their fingers in Bhuma’s mouth. J-Bird lets her suck and lick them for a bit before putting lube on them. Those now lubed fingers rub Bhuma to an even more aroused state. J-Bird alternates kissing and nipple sucking with finger stroking. J-Bird continues to rub, then off comes Bhuma’s underwear. They stop and switch places, now Bhuma puts on a glove. They explore each other simultaneously, fingers exploring as their legs are entwined. J-Bird uses Bhumas hair to guide her to all fours. J-Bird’s fingers work even more enthusiastically inside Bhuma’s in this position, faster and deeper. Bhuma turns over onto her back again so they can touch each other again, while J-Bird kisses Bhuma. They continue to  finger each other as they kiss getting more and more excited and aroused.

J-Bird is now on their back. Bhuma teases them at first but then gets out the big fun toy, a Share double dildo! Once the Share is firmly inside J-Bird, Bhuma licks and sucks the length and head of this double dildo. Once Bhuma is done worshiping J-Bird’s cock, she slides on top of J-Bird and guides it inside herself. Once in she proceeds to ride and buck on it. J-Bird enjoys it just as much as Bhuma! As Bhuma bounces in long strokes, J-Bird slaps her thighs. J-Bird gets on top, legs high in the air. J-Bird pulls out and slaps her clit with a dildo. They add a Magic Wand to this mix as J-Bird reenters Bhuma. The Wand is turned up and J-Birds fucks Bhuma harder. J-Bird uses their hand and the dildo to build Bhuma’s slowly rising orgasm. J-Bird lies down on Bhuma while thrusting slow and deep as Bhuma gets closer still to orgasm. She comes magnificently and J-Bird seems to join her in this. They take a few moments to come down from the intensity of their scene. They then collapse, hot, sweaty and satisfied, into each other’s arms. I think all is forgiven.

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