It’s our one year anniversary. So I can safely say that Mr. Scarlet and I are no longer newbies. We made it past the red pill/blue pill decision and decided to go full bore with the red pill realization that monogamy is bullshit (shout out to Mr. Horse for the analogy). We made it through the swinger “moment of truth” with our awesome sires the Wolves and we know full well that there really is no turning back to monogamy.
We have made it through trips to clubs, house parties, hotel takeovers, pissing each other off, learning to communicate better, breakups (with others), and becoming a poly quad that is itself approaching an anniversary. I’m sure we will keep running into new things and new ideas and new experiences. We will also keep repeating the awesome experiences so far and laughing at the bad ones.
Some new factoids that I came across recently that I thought may be of interest.
- The first should stroke some swingers’ egos. Supposedly forty three percent of sex acts end in two minutes or less and the average sex act is seven minutes. My assumption that this is for PIV sex and the amount of time of thrusting. Who knows? In any event, keep that in mind if you are someone who beats themselves up for not lasting and lasting and keeping up with those insatiable swinger women. Also remember to use hands and mouth or learn to if you don’t already know how. I’ve also recently learned that erotic massage is awesome and you can totally orgasm just from massaging key nerve points on your feet, arms, hands, hips, etc.
- For anyone with mile high club on their bucket list, there is a Cincinnati charter company called Flamingo Air that offers “Flights of Fancy” with a supposedly discreet pilot with that express purpose. They can do couples or threesomes. Unfortunately no room for a quad if they take out the middle row of seats. I think I know what someone’s getting for their next anniversary. Since there is no traditional 17th anniversary gift, I hereby declare that Air is the Alternate gift to the pathetic Modern gift suggestion of furniture.
- And I will end with two really sad facts. 70% of women don’t know how to orgasm vaginally. Only 85% don’t know how to have multiple orgasms. I used to be in those camps but I can gratefully report that swinging has cured me. Because you know if 70% of men couldn’t orgasm from fucking it would be considered a serious disease and billions would be spent figuring out how to cure it. It certainly wouldn’t be accepted as normal or just the way it is. What would the world be like if all 3+ billion women on the planet learned to multiple orgasm and were free to have sex with whomever, however, and whenever they wanted (assuming the other participant(s) consented)? Just ponder that for a few minutes.
I don’t know what the world would be like as that is a topic for a sci-fi fantasy anthology or geekery porn, but I’m pretty sure there would be more pleasure for everyone, probably more happiness, and definitely less reality TV.