My wife is a gusher.
And even that undersells what she can do, because I don't mean she squirts a little bit. I've seen girls who squirt a little bit. Sometimes I wind up squirting more than them. But Marilyn is different. I've never seen anyone do what she does. Neither have our friends. We're all sort of amazed at watching her go. When we go to people's houses for the first time, I'll tell them to have towels ready. They'll laugh and say no problem, but then when we arrive, we'll find them with one, maybe two towels.
“You'll need more than that,” I'll say. They'll laugh again.
Then they'll see. When Marilyn starts she's almost insatiable. You need to keep providing water for her of course, because otherwise she simply runs out, but she will gush a stream that can soak the comforter, sheets, all the way down to the mattress. (Which, incidently is why we have a waterproof mattress pad, and so do many of our friends…)
So when I heard that Liberator makes a blanket specifically designed for situations like this, I knew we had to have one. We tested it out thoroughly at a little party we were having with several of our closest friends. In addition to being able to gush, Marilyn is multiple orgasm prone, which made giving the Decor Fascinator Throe a run for its money an easy proposition. Last night was no exception, the orgasms came fast and furious and the gushing was suitably impressive, once even arcing like a water fountain.
The Throe looks just like an ordinary blanket, so it's not something you have to hide from the world. We've left it lying across the foot of our bed and no one gave it a second thought. It's got a gloriously soft topside; the original throe is available in micro fiber or shag, while the new decor line is velvish (a soft velvet-like fabric). It also comes in many different colors, including animal print. The bottom side is satin, and as soft and smooth as satin can be. The key to this magic bullet for wetness is the liner inside, completely waterproof. Whatever gets absorbed by the topside STAYS inside.
After an impressive throng of orgasms, Marilyn got up, and we examined the Throe. We were first nervous to find it SOPPING wet. So I grabbed the corners, nervous that it had pooled so much it would move around, but when I lifted up the side, that sopping spot stayed put. Impressed, I balled it up and lifted it off the mattress for the moment of truth. Not a drop had made it through.
Amazement. Really and truly. We're used to having to go through STACKS of towels on a given night just to find that the bed is STILL wet. But along comes the Decor Fascinator Throe and shows us that some companies know what they're doing. This is a MUST HAVE for the gushers among you, and it's so easy to pack up and bring over when you go to visit…special friends. We keep one in the car now, just in case we have some spontaneous excitement.
I highly recommend this blanket from Liberator.
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We bought the dark brown based on your recommendation and LOVE it! It matches perfectly with our decor and it is liberating to not worry about the mess.
We host a lot of house parties and bought a pair of these years ago (when they offered cool animal prints). Our two leopard print throes have seen years of use and still look brand new. We always bring them to friends parties.
Besides when you toss them on the liberator mat your living room looks like a 70s sex den.
I’ve been wanting one of these for quite a while now. It would make my playtime so much more relaxing if I don’t have to worry about making a mess on my friends’ furniture, mattress, or floors!
We are in a similar situation – an abundance of gushing and multiple orgasms – which had challenged us to enjoy ourselves when we were always concerned about the mess we were making.. then we bought one of these and we agree entirely with your review… we love our throw and we’re constantly amazed how much liquid it soaks up..
I am a multi-orgasmic gusher as well. But I have now owned two Throes and while they work fine the first time after just a few washes (following the care instructions carefully) their impermeability is lost and we are back to soaking through to the bedding.
Wish there was a better solution.